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Half-Mad
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  • Is Half-Sane
  • Is completely sane
  • Is completely mad
  • Is The Grate Prophet Of MOO
  • Collects SPAM cans (still full)
  • Is Bald
  • Owned Phoque Books @ 288-B Bank St, Ottawa ON
  • Just because they aren't real doesn't mean they don't exist.
  • Thinks Yellow on Black is the best colour for www text
  • Is an Erisian
  • Wants to Kill Lloyd Taco
  • Makes KILLER cheesecake brownies
  • Enjoys The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • Broke his ankle at the Subgenius X-Day celebration.
  • Doesn't know I made this page for him
  • Plays Vampire & Cyberpunk with our gaming group
  • Is a pyromaniac
  • Has piercings from both ancient Egyptian and Aztec cultures
  • Is the first to have the piercing group known as the Triceratops
  • Is an Hydraulic Artificial Lifeform Fabricated for Mathematics and Accurate Destruction
  • Quacks a lot
  • Is a balding Wookie
  • Eats Magic:tG Cards
  • Is rarely sarcastic
  • Has tried repeatedly to kill me
  • Is the only person to have kept a copy of the Flog Channel. The first 602 messages (before it got stupid).
  • Is just a bit odd
  • Has a skull and skeleton collection.
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